Friday 28 November 2014

EXCITING SPACE ADVENTURE : TEASER TRAILER

- No... No! thought Zobar - Here? AGAIN?! Why a desert? Why is it always a desert?!
"Zobar, come back to bed." murmured Zorin.
- Again? Again?! How did I get here. Where's my helmet? Shit. SHIT!
"Zobar, baby. There has been an awakening. Have you felt it? Oo yeah."
"I, uh, I should get going, Zorin. Suns're up. And that's not a bed. That's the insides of... I don't know what that is."
"Sun's never up. And like you've never slept in guts."
"Not everyone sleeps in guts. How did that even start as a thing? Uh. Seriously, Boink will be wondering where I've got to. Thanks. Thanks for everything -"
"Who's Boink? WHO THE FUCK IS BOINK?"
"Zorin, Boink's just my droid."
"You gave your droid a name?"
"Yeah."
"Huh... I didn't know we were allowed to do that."
A dog fight roared overhead.
"This used to be such a quiet place. The dark side and the light," Zorin muttered, "Spoilt Macho Gumball Wacky-Race assholes..."

Fifteen clicks away, Boink finished his third jacket potato, and ran over his own head. Again.


Sunday 9 November 2014

EXCITING SPACE ADVENTURE 7


"Passengers are reminded that the heat shields have been lifted, and that the viewing area is now open..." The announcement rang out for the eighth time.
Master Architect Zerval stood, gazing at what he considered his masterpiece, Bollock-Station 1. He stood alone.
"Announce it again!" he shouted.

Illustration by Stephen Youll