Unattended Articles

 What larks, Pip? These larks!  Time is like butter. When I buy a tub, it seems to remain nearly full for ages, until somehow, suddenly ther...

The secret of comedy's not what you think. It turns out there actually are two types of people: listeners and broadcasters. Neithe...

   Well yee-hah! Back in 1988, it turns out that stone-deaf David Lynch – THE great artist of unsettling alien hospitality – decided to...

(originally posted on myspace here) Coming up shortly another romantic, police-state-themed anecdote, but first: Let me fill you...

(originally posted on myspace here) All finished! "Yeah but hang on, Simon, eff off! You can't just disappear for a month ...

So  the reviews are in and WE'RE A HIT! "... fabulous, fabulous set..." Kirsty Wark "... spectacle... ...

(originally posted on myspace here) Let's see if we can't squeeze another one of these posts in before Newsnight Review shows up ...

(originally posted on myspace here)   Hello. I'm posting this from my phone again, from outside the machine which I think is now co...

(originally posted on myspace here) Yes, moon alert: Tonight's full mooon will loom larger in the sky than it has since 1993, althou...

My readership, apologies.  Instead of knuckling down to a post mortem on Jonah, as promised, or gloating in print (or whatever medium t...

Morgan lives next door. He used to leave odd messages through our letter box burnt into banana skins. Now he leaves us recycling bags full ...