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 I headed out at around 3am, up the hill to Angel, intending to follow the canal east, but distant bellowing and rythmic, pointless pounding...

    From 2015 (trigger-warning: Mogg)  Well, we saw .  Again.  This election should never have been agreed to while so many of its p...

(originally posted on myspace here)   After last night's show Tom and I were sitting with our bottles of Super Bok in a corruga...

 There is a cabaret tonight at Shunt, starting at 6. You are all invited. Only, Shunt is now at Bermondsey Street. All of it. So, if you...

... and nor has the News. Therein lies the secret of his power, the power to make appearance after appearance on local news networks masqu...

(originally posted on myspace here) Just a quick breezing in while I'm sat at monitor 11 sending off last minute re-wr...

DO NOT WATCH THIS:     *update: Oh. You can't.    I wish Hesketh would get a shift on and forward me that strand ...

 I had my birthday lie-in today, one day early. I was woken up by fireworks in the street so I knew that it must have already turned dark. ...

 So hopefully Sunday night has seen off that recurring dream where I'm about to go onstage as Henry VI but haven't learnt my line...

I couldn't face Ken's wedding reception this evening. Not at first. I turned up at the venue round the back of Waterloo in my da...

Katie Fey is, I believe, one of Kiev's most popular internet nudes (I can testify to her nudity, just not her popularity.) She is 23. F...

I found the above panorama on my phone when I woke. I have no idea when I took it or why. I was in Ellis' guest nest surrounded by co...

  "Here". Or "Ta-daa". The New Royal Festival Hall is, it turns out, the old one with more wood and a dirtier carpet ...