This is four years' worth of shoes - every shoe I bought or was given since the fire of 2009. When a pair became unwearable I would chuck them under the bed. (I seldom own more than one pair of wearable shoes, never more than two). When I moved to Nunhead, I found out how many that came to. It's this many:
Eat your heart out, Imelda Marcos. All now occupy a pile in the house's Nightmare Room... I do wonder sometimes how good a housemate I really am.