said Ian, our rat wrangler, as the flies on the filled bins and
bagel papers presumably did everything in their power to lead good lives
and 'pfutt' their sorry souls up the Karmic ziggurat... "The only
animals filthier than people," said Ian, "are actors."
What
possible values - you may ask - must a fly live by to ensure that it
doesn't come back as, say, another fly? Likewise a rat? Let us take as
our model the Core Values birthed by Top Brass over a weekend cocooned
in workshops and playpens as illustrated by this printout accidentally
circulated around the staff-room for feedback:
That's just the one page, but it gives you a taste. So... Chrome jigsaw bridges... "Fairness to our each other"... "Green". Dislikes? Likes? A number of us put on our feedback forms "The Aids Joke" (under either). There wasn't one of course, but the thought of some nit having to pore over this poop again in a cold sweat seemed a lot more entertaining to us than another round of Mutoid Hypothetifucks on the mortuary steps ("What if she had ears instead of breasts? And she had an ear on her elbow? What if she had a newsagent's growing out of her back?" Ideas are clearly running thin...) For we are working Halloween hours now. Getting too busy to see the Bigger Picture. Entertaining the kids - Hello kids -