Hey,
look at you, singles! This day is yours, you get that right? I mean,
you can't have a day for couples! The very nature of a "couple" (uyergh,
just listen to that word: Couple. Khhhuahaharphul! Aclk!) precludes any
celebration, for "celebration" surely suggests a coming together of
people in numbers GREATER THAN TWO. Don't we couples know that true love
WAITS? Don't we know that life is PAIN, HIGHNESS! You get it. You've
read at least the first half of the Female Eunuch. You don't want to
wake up one day and find you've turned into Don Draper /
nearly-every-woman-in-fiction. No, there is a WORLD out there! And YOU
are it's hero. Well you're my hero anyway. And this day, o singles - hey
this whole WORLD - is nothing but your party. At our expense.
(Okay
actually I'm not sure if anyone in this picture is single BUT imagine
how much more fun they'd be having if they were. And I'm pretty sure
looking at them they were all at least FEELING single the second this
photo was taken. And that's how you feel ALL THE TIME, SINGLES! And
might this song below be your anthem? Probably not but boy can that guy
dance! He's single, right?)
I LOVE YOU FOREVER SINGLES, BYEEE! XxXxXxXxX
I LOVE YOU FOREVER SINGLES, BYEEE! XxXxXxXxX
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