Showing posts with label Hercules. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hercules. Show all posts

Friday, 11 September 2020

Unfinished in '87: SIMON KANE'S HERACLES


 To celebrate the book that actually got me reading again this past fortnight - Natalie Haynes' brilliant Theban novel The Children of Jocasta - here is a classical adaptation of my own from 1987. Consider it an accompaniment to the similarly unfinished super hero comic and bivalve samurai epic from the same year, the year I met my mate Tom in fact. He didn't finish his comic of the Odyssey either. I went for Heracles, the original Greek name of Hercules, and a subject I'd visited before, back when I was eight. Thinking about it, it's surprising I didn't visit him more often; he was big, dumb, super-strong and fought monsters, the perfect subject for a comic book. His newly nobbly nose is proof I was by now healthily into Sergio Aragonés' Groo the Wanderer, a pre-Homer-Simpson comedy barbarian, and I can also spot the influence of airbrush fantasist Rodney Matthews in the thorniness of my monsters. 

 

 In keeping with my previous treatment of this material (particularly here) I have not shied away from the more tragic elements of Heracles' story, although I do now take the piss. And profuse apologies for my depiction of Tiresias; my only reference material for gender studies at the time was Mad Magazine.










... and that's as far as I got. (Why have I made all the sexy women look like Garfield?)

Wednesday, 12 September 2007

from: Greek Mythology Class 3 (found in France)

The Ninth Task
Hippolytis' Belt
 

 - You'r next task is to bring back Hippolyte's Belt for my daughter's wedding present

- But I can't do that!

- Why not?

- Because the only way I can get it is by force and I do not fight women

- If you refuse who knows what the gods will do?

- You Provokers!!!
 
At Thermedos

- Why - Hercules - have you and your companions come here?

- I have come to take your belt... but not by force!

- Very well then. If you win the fight I have with you, you will have it.

SLIP

- Here! she's got grease on her
 
THWAK

- Well done Hercules. If you come to my feast at dusk you shall have the belt

Hera:
- This will not do. I will go down and tell a bodygaurd lies.

Later:
- Mistriss. I have just been told that Hercules has come for the belt... And you! Let me kill him.


- No!!! Arhh

Back at Mycenea:
- Here's the belt

(No-one less brave than Hippolyte deserves the belt.)

Excellent Again - One House Point for the last 2 tasks