My Solstice Video Won't Load So Here Instead Is The Invention of The West

 And next time someone tells you not to judge Classical Greek civilization by modern standards, if that's a thing that ever happens to you, you can just say you were judging it by Classical Persian mores instead. Here's what really went down between Xerxes and the 300 (plus 900 slaves). Man, I love becoming an expert in things after twenty minutes of youtube cartoons. Join me.