A Longer Walk than Intended from Alperton to Acton

 Roll up! Roll up!

 

 Come and take a walk through arguably alien landscapes.

 

 If you consider cars aliens, that is. They're not human at least. Human landscapes are places of congregation.

 

 Not all of these are currently open though (unless you're a pigeon).

 But you can still visit huge swathes created specifically for cars: dual carriageways, business estates, cul-de-sacs of semi-detached two-storey-houses. It's fun to take a walk through alien landscapes, provided you realise that's what they are.

 

 Pedestrians aren't unwelcome here. Not remotely. It's just you can't be anything more here. More than a pedestrian, I mean. The slowest form of transport.